it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
I’m not even a lesbian but this made me laugh
r u sure pussy-destroyer3000
Posted: 4 months ago, 341665 notes
my wallet is empty just like my soul
(Source: geopunk, via hartbigcanon)
Posted: 4 months ago, 155616 notes
what do you call medecine that’s just hangin around
Posted: 5 months ago, 1160 notes
it is a weekday.
it is 12pm est.
i don’t want to jump to conclusions but there is evidence that makes me 99% grace has choked eating a chip alone. i can’t be sure so i left a 1%.
Posted: 5 months ago, 13 notes